(x) You have made a little kid cry.
(x) You have threatened someone and meant it seriously.
( ) You have beat someone up.
( ) You have stolen money from someone.
( ) People have called you a brat.
(x) You spend all of your time bossing people around.
(x) You have wanted someone/something to die.
( ) You have killed someone.
( ) You yell a lot.
(x) You have punched someone.
(x) You have stolen something from the store.
( ) You push people around a lot.
(x) You wear a lot of black. (How is this evil?)
(x) You hate the light I do.
(x) You swear a lot.
( ) You are always breaking the rules.
(x) You have skipped school.
( ) At school you are a bully.
( ) You get mad easily.
( ) You have tons of enemies.
( ) You barely have any friends.
( ) You lie a lot.
( ) You hate school work more than anything.
( ) You pull tons of pranks on people.
(/) You think it's funny when people die.
(x) You like making people suffer (Only in BDSM play)
(x) You love blood.
( ) You know how to shoot a gun.
(x) You have called someone stupid.
(/) You like horror movies.
(x) You like violent things.
( ) You have attempted to kill someone.
(x) You love the sound of screaming.
( ) You are happy when people are injured.
TOTAL: /33 =
Name: Ivan Collazo/ Cynthia Knightwalker
Birthday: August 13
Weight: 125 lbs.
Eye Color: Brown.
Hair Color: Black
Race: Self-loathing Hispanic
Zodiac Sign: Leo/Horse
Drink?: On Occasion
Use Drugs?: Only when I'm sick
Cuss?: All the fucking time
Play Any Instruments?: Not anymore
Have Any Piercings?: Earrings and lips
Have Any Tattoos?: One, will get more
Like To Annoy People?: Sometimes
Like Life?: I wish I were dead.
Wear Make-Up?: Only when I dress up
Dye Your Hair?: I should do that again soon
Scream At The top of your lungs for no reason?: No
Get Distracted By Shiny Objects?: I don't know what you--ooo shiny...
Like Piña Coladas?: I actually do. They are delicious.
And Getting Caught In The Rain?: No.
Obsessive?: I do have little fits of OCD
Hyper Active?: No
Happy?: Please kill me
Content?: I suppose not
Boring?: I think I am
Violent?: I've never gotten that angry, wanna try it?
Hippie-Ish?: Long hair? yes. Hairy? No.
Shy?: More like anti-social around people I don't know.
Annoying?: Didn't you ask this already?
Religious?: Fuck religions up their asses and their gods' asses
WHATS YOUR FAVORITE
TV Show?: Right now? Doctor Who
Movie?: Right now? Wreck-It Ralph
Band/Singer(s)?: Too many to choose!
Song?: Too Many to choose!
Book/Story?: I don't know, I need to read more.
Color(s)?: Black and purple
Shape?: I don't know, octagon?
Animal?: Tigers and Dragons
Actor(s)?: Robert Downey Jr.
Subject?: Art, philosophy, psychology, mythology, theology, religions in general, science, sex
Board?: Plank from Ed, Edd, and Eddy
Musical: I've seen so many, hard to choose
Quote?: "Goddamn it, Nappa."
Store?: Food ones
Time Of Day?: Night.
Worst Fear?: Failure
Life Goal?: Immortality
Greatest Accomplishment?: Being the fairest of them all.
Pepsi Or Coke?: Sprite
McDonald's Or Burger King?: Either or
Converse Or Vans?: Airwalk
Dogs Or Cats?: Dogs
AIM, YIM Or MSN Messenger?: Skype
Chicken Or Fish?: Chicken. I DO NOT EAT FISH OF ANY KIND. Fucking disgusting.
Black Or White?: Black
MTV Or FUSE?: iTunes
MP3 player, ipod or CD player?: iPod Classic
Pants Or Shorts?: Jeans
DISCRIBE YOUR PERFECT
Romantic Date: Movie-like
DO YOU BELIEVE IN
Heaven & Hell?: Hahaha
Angels & Demons?: Hahaha
UFOs?: No, but I do believe there is life somewhere out there.
Big Foot?: Hahaha
Lochness Monster?: Hahaha
A Thing Called Love?: Maybe...
Yourself?: Well, that escalated quickly. Way to curve ball me with bullshit then BOOM armor piercing question.
WOULD YOU EVER
Kill Someone Else?: I have
Kill Yourself?: We'll see
Beg For Money?: I've done so on a street corner while wearing a tuxedo. I got a shit ton of money.
Bungee Jump?: No
Make out in the rain?: Dreamy and movie-like. Probably never gonna happen.
Run Away From Home?: Never have and now I'm too old for that.
Ride A Motorcycle?: I guess maybe.
Do Extreme Sports?: Does the more extreme end of BDSM count? Cause I'm not into that.
MORE ABOUT YOU
Do You Own A Car?: If usage counts then yes
Ever Been To Jail?: Not in real life
Ever Gotten Kicked out?: Of what?
Do You Have A Job?: No
Do You Like Taking Surveys Like This?: Sometimes
THATS ALL FOLKS
Are You Lonely?: Again with the armor piercing questions.
Are You Sitting In A Bean Bag Chair Eating Cheetos?: No. I am in my living room in the dark writing a meme that no one will ever even bother to read. Please kill me.
Do You Feel The Urge To Send Me A Thousand Dollars?: That's the funniest thing I've read all day.
Really?: Well, I've only just woken up.
Do You Know Where That Comes From?: No
How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Center Of A Tootsie Pop?: The world may never know.
Is That Your Final Answer?: Yes
Are You Sure?: No
Positive?: No, I scored negative on my STD tests.
Glad That This Is Over?: Awww, I was having fun.